The grandmother was curious.
"What trick is that?" she asked. " I heard him tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit," the little boy answered.
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Prayer for Everyone
God Bless You
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Trick Question
"Oh I'm sure happy to see you" the little boy said to his grandmother on his Mother's side. "Now maybe Daddy will do that trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious.
"What trick is that?" she asked. " I heard him tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit," the little boy answered.
The grandmother was curious.
"What trick is that?" she asked. " I heard him tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit," the little boy answered.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Are You God's Wife
A little boy about 10 years old was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. A lady approached the boy and said, "My little fellow, why are you looking so earnestly in that window?"
"I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes," was the boys reply. The lady took him by the hand and went into the store and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her. She took the little guy to the back part of the store and removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with a towel. By this time the clerk returned with the socks. Placing a pair of socks upon the boys feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes. She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. She patted him on the head and said, "No doubt, my little fellow, you feel more comfortable now?" As she turned to go, the astonished lad caught her by the hand, and looking up in her face, said, "Are you God's wife?"
"I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes," was the boys reply. The lady took him by the hand and went into the store and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her. She took the little guy to the back part of the store and removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with a towel. By this time the clerk returned with the socks. Placing a pair of socks upon the boys feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes. She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. She patted him on the head and said, "No doubt, my little fellow, you feel more comfortable now?" As she turned to go, the astonished lad caught her by the hand, and looking up in her face, said, "Are you God's wife?"
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Prayer for Everyone
God Bless You
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Childs Admission Price
A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers took up the collection. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, "Don't pay for me Daddy. I'm under five!"
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Prayer for Everyone
God Bless You
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Importunity Knocks
A small boy is sent to bed by his dad. Five minutes later he calls, "Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No you had your chance. Lights out.
Five minutes later, "Da-aaaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'M THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water???"
"I told you NO!! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later, "Daaaa-aaaad...."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No you had your chance. Lights out.
Five minutes later, "Da-aaaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'M THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water???"
"I told you NO!! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later, "Daaaa-aaaad...."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
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Prayer for Everyone
God Bless You
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